Gangland Express Hardwood Shark Coochie Charcuterie Board

Introducing the “Shark Coochie Board” – because saying “charcuterie” should not require a linguistics degree. Measuring 12x18x1 inches, this versatile board is perfect for your spread of fancy meats, cheeses, and snacks (or, let’s be real, whatever you can find in the fridge). Handcrafted for those who enjoy the finer things in life – like the thrill of not tripping over complicated French words. Serve in style and let your guests ask, “Wait, did you say shark coochie?” You bet I did.

Handmade by formerly homeless veterans, ex cons, addicts in recovery, and a real badass Hazara girl we evacuated from Afghanistan who survived the Darien gap - alone.

These boards support their recovery journey, their education, give them purpose and allow them to earn a living in the land of the free - free from the chains that used to hold them hostage!